Cute.. or Scary?

This is just sooo good!

Le Kid is..

Flexing.

Time flies..

Its so weird. Some things change so fast, you can't really remember that just a few years ago we all lived so differently.

What was life like before the internet, iPhone, Eskimos, Ryan Air?

But the thing that really got us into the future.. You know what I'm talking about.. The Segway!

//Le Kid, hungry for man flesh


In The Know: Do You Remember Life Before The Segway?

He's Alive!

A dark shadow were looming over the world, when the normally 100% trustworthy blogosphere stated that Zach Braff was dead. This video proves them wrong (although we think its an inpersonator. from space, perhaps?)

/Le Kid

Prom Night

Hang on. This is a metaphore. We promise never to do it again..

We're like a sixteen year old boy.

We want to experience love. We know that if given the chance, they would all fall for our boyish charm, the gentle look in our eyes, the soft, warm touch of our hands.

But our parents won't let us. Not just yet.

So we stand there, at prom night, and all we want to say to Maribelle is:
"Ravage me! Tame me! Let me show you what desire is like!"

Instead we have to say:

"I really like you. But at this early stage I think it might be wrong for both me and you to do something that we havent both though hard and long about. It is because I like you so much, you have to be patient and wait. I dont want lust and desire to destroy the beautiful thing we have. You see, love is like a delicate flower, and have to be nurtured with a tender touch."

Of course she'll wait..

/Le Kid

America

We love songs called America. For obvious reasons. So enjoy you crazy kids!

/Le Kid

Hugh Laurie's song for America with Stephen Fry - BBC comedy

They're after us!

One of the biggest problems while creating music is the fear of someone stealing your material.

We are very aware of this, and have taken every precaution this will not happen to us.

As soon as we come up with a good idea for a song, we put on our new state-of-the-art tin hats. They're easy to use, extremely effective, and really fashionable!

So if you're from the CIA, FBI, KGB, CBS, BSB (We know you try! We have seen your hidden messages in the paper), tough luck!

Tah-tah!

 /Le Kid

Women, Know your limits

A true Hero

Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

well well well..

Think of us as an infant.

A baby who has just come to the world, and sees it in its full glory for the very first time.

A child who wants to do the right thing, but with a mind so small, even the simplest of tasks (like updating a blog), becomes almost impossible.

We try to learn, but cant help but be distracted by the shining neon lights in the big city, the cars that passes us by, the smiles of beautiful people.

That being said. We are working hard on two things.

1) The music. (and with that world domination)
2) The final chapter of our love story published here. We're so excited! Its something to read when kids (i.e us) has gone to bed, and you need to get a little bit of sex, but in metaphors understandable only to women in their fifties. Woof!

/Le Kid

Y2K Bug

We're glad to announce that Le Kid is now prepared for the new millenium!

We've stayed up all night, working on the solution, and are now confident that the switch from year 1999 to 2000 will not be a problem for us. We have found and fixed several bugs. Bugs that would eventually destroy all that we have learned to love and cherish about this earth. But don't worry, we fixed it!

Welcome to the future!

/Le Kid

PS. Our old homepage at: http://www.geocities.com/~users/s/sunset/1937592/l_kid is no longer up.

Part 2/3

In a whirlpool of emotions her bosoms pressed against him. But Carmelia needed to be strong, to stay above the desire she knew would otherwise consume her.

"Please, You have to leave!" She cried.

The sudden venom in her voice was like a slap in his face. She leaned towards him, glared at him and whispered.

"Did you really think I would forget?"

He just smiled, his hands slowly reaching her waist, and his powerful arms bringing her to him.

She looked into his majestic green eyes, let them bore into the very core of her soul. She knew. She knew she was his.

But this time she would not give him the satisfaction of knowing it, she thought to herself. This time she would yield.

(Oh! Steam is up...)

/Le Kid

Le Kid Novel, "The Stable of Castle Wormock" Part 1 of 3

Part 1

Lord Percy used no effort while dismounting his steed. Carmelia walked up to him, trembling as she wondered if her dreams were to come true.

He met her eyes with fiery intensity as she quivered against his chest. As he felt his need grow, her breath came in shallow gasps, for her desire overpowered her senses..

(Cliffhanger..!)

/Le Kid

The beginning of a beautiful friendship..

Le Kid has used the past week colorizing old black and white movies, totally neglecting our duties to mankind. We are very sorry, but also very proud.

Casablanca has never looked better!

/Le Kid

London Baby

We humbly apologize for the lack of posts, but we've been taking a few days off to go to London.

Things are slowly starting to move. We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you, and our business sense tells us that might be a bad idea..

Hang in there, you crazy kids, and we will try and give you a little something in the meantime..

Mwoah!

 /Le Kid, Eager as a 14-year old on his first date

In the studio..

We're mixing a new song right now. It didnt sound that great at first, but then we decided to all wear trench coats and funny hats, and BAM! the magic is there!

Kisses from a hardworking Le Kid

Embrace the angels!

There is some good in the world.

Just last night, We were sitting at home, watering our plants, and worrying our pretty little heads over a soduko quiz, when the phone rang.

You can never guess what happened!

I didn't know the person who called me. I cannot remember ever doing him any favors. Still, he just called me to give me a once-in-a-lifetime offer!

This stranger, this angel in disguise, offered me an 1-year telephone subscription, with the first three months free! But it didn't stop there! If I said yes at once, I could get a new phone for less than half of the original price, and call three (by me) selected friends for free!

I can honestly say I didn't know what to do. You so rarely come across this kind of self sacrificing generosity. After some consideration, I realized that it would be wrong of me to accept this offer, when I had so little to give in return.

Nevertheless, he made my day. God Bless Him!

/Le Kid

Dont Have Tech Fear! Have Tech JOY!

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Le Kid Family

Hurrah!

We will soon introduce the Le Kid Family Bonus Card!

We're putting the final touches on a new bonus system. We have taken the concept from supermarkets and aviation companies, and we think we're onto something big!

The idea is simple, and yet fantastic:

For every single, t-shirt etc. you buy, you get points. When you have enough points you will be able to use those points on a very limited numbers of items!!!

Example:

You buy one (1) Le Kid single. That will give you 20 points.

When you have 2000 points you can get a Le Kid single (or bed cover) for free! All you have to do (in this example) is buy 200 singles, and the next one is on the house!

We think this will revolutionize the music industry, and feel very happy!

Lots of love and sloppy kisses!

/Le Kid Global Inc. World Wide (Global)

This day, twelve years ago, Gianni Versace was gunned down outside his home.

We'd like to take a minute to think about that.

What a cruel world this is, where even fashion designers (the most generous and loving people on this earth), can't be safe.

In a perfect world, where lawyers and burglars walk hand in hands on green fields, music and fashion should always be considered the most beautiful and natural state of human existence!

/Le Kid

Tres Chic!

Working on some lyrics right now..

Foux De Fa Fa

New mission!

We're in the studio right now, and we think we have a new mission in life!

We're aiming for the top, and nothing's gonna stop us!

You guessed it; We are going to be the palest band ever. Hopefully so pale that when playing outdoors, the sun will almost shine through us. Our method is to never go out except at night, and to get a severe lack of basic vitamins.

We are also quite anxious to get rich and famous as soon as possible, as several band members have high school reunions coming up, and we want to be able to yell to our former class mates in high pitched voices.

"You never looked at me back then, but look at me now! You want a piece of this? Well, you cant."

Then pretend to shake hands with them, but take away our hand in the last second.

/Le Kid

Recently, there has been lots of fake death rumors on the net. Lots of celebrities has been
 "killed" on blogs etc, And of course Le Kid are not spared. However, these rumors are greatly exaggerated!

What happened was, We were in the studio last night, and had the music on so loud that we couldn't hear the phone ring. When we called back eventually, a SWAT team was already on the way, and the "news" had already spread.

We're fine, apart from one of us having a bad case of the sniffles. Also, we have been appointed Kings and Queens of Macedonia, something we are very happy about! Coronation dates will be announced!

God speed!

    /Le Kid

Happy Days..

When men would take you away for a ride in their car, and you'd giggle as you put on your automobile dress, and got ready for a day on the beach..

We know we haven't really spoiled any of you with pictures of us. This is because two members (sorry, can't say who) are cursed by an evil witch, that makes them extremely ugly at all times except when filled with true love.

When this happens, they must smile into the eyes of an uncorrupted soul.

This has made photo sessions kind of difficult, as I'm sure you all understand. Right now though, the two are in love and we must act as soon as we can! We'll try to have something for you before long.

Also, a third member must have an evil deamon driven out of her, but that happens all the time..

Toodle-pip!
/Le Kid

Gods Almighty

In the tragic light of Michael Jackson's death, we are all the more convinced that the world needs us.

So to speed up our writing we have decided to call for help from all major religions. To not upset any of them, we have decided to pray to one god each day, in a strict schedule.

Todays god: Vishnu

/Le Kid, -Small Village Nobleman of Pop

We cannot stress enough how sorry we are for not blogging these last couple of days. A usually very reliable source told us that blogging was just "sooo 2006", so we quit.

Today however he sent an e-mail explaining he had been wrong. Apparently blogging is still very hip, and more to be considered 2010, a year we very much love and cherish!

To make up for this he gave this list. Never again shall Le Kid have to be afraid to be anything but mega-trendy (btw, saying "mega" is 2011, you'll catch on, promise!)

Other things very 2010:
- Adopting small people (or "children" as they are also called)
- Being glad Britney is back on her feet
- The subtle tastes of the Albanian cousine
- Throwing coins into wishing wells (wishing for unlimited wishes)

Love and tounge
/Le Kid, trendier that ever

CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!

Jumping down from the pink fluffy cloud that is our world at the moment, we have a message for everybody:

STOP KID JUMPING!



The new sport, that has already gained over 340 million athletes in little over two weeks, and is entering the next olympic games must be stopped!

You should never jump over kids. Ever!

You can smile to them. Educate them. Touch them with closed eyes and pretend they're mozarella.

But not jump over them! And if really must, try to skip more than jump. please.

Join the cause! Put the banner on your website as well.

/ The World Wide Le Kid Charity Group International (Global)

Ohh.....!

While working on the album, we just happened to stumble across this!

It's like Mercy Mercy has undergone deep cosmetic surgery, and while we're still in shock, we can't help loving it!

Mercy Mercy (Kaus Remix) as a free download!

Mwhoa!

 /Le Kid

We have some bad news.

After a quick look at Fortune 500, we suddenly realized that the music business wasn't as lucrative as we we're lead to believe. Sadly, these facts were brought to us AFTER we had already bought our custom made pimped up new Boeing.

If you haven't flied in a pink plane (that is also a car) with dna-manipulated cherubs singing to you, you havent flied at all, as they say.

We'll try and sell lemonade on weekends to make up what we spent, fingers crossed!

Anyway... Tomorrow we'll have a little treat for you while waiting for new tracks..

Lots of love, sloppy kisses, and weird looks from the uncle that always made you slightly uncomfortable!

      /Le Kid

New songs..

Suddenly everything just comes together! Right now, we're sitting in a park, getting inspiration from within, playing the instruments we love the most. Hits are getting made!

/ Le Kid

Weekend

After a fantastic week, filled with so much love that we have been able to fill 78 jars full of it, to store for the future, Le Kid is preparing to go in to the studio, and not come out until we're done!

Everything feels great, sounds great, and even tastes great!

/Le Kid

A worrying dilemma..

Le Kid is right now considering doing an exclusive naked photo shoot.

We would be standing knee deep in a small lake with a waterfall just behind us. Dolphins and unicorn would surround us, and flute playing dwarfs with tribal tatooes meaning "freedom" (or thats what they think..) would be sitting on rocks just by the water, with a rainbow shining bright above us.

Well "considering" might be a strong word. We have tried to convince several magazines that this would be "Hot, Sexy and very 2010", but they have'nt really replied our calls. Or answered our e-mails. They didn't even open the door to their houses when we all stood outside begging in the rain last night.

And calling the police, did they really have to do that?

But we have a good feeling about this, so stay tuned...

/Le Kid

Whoa!

Lekid is preparing a spectacular feast to celebrate being Song Of The Day on PopJustice!

http://www.popjustice.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3742&Itemid=279

The Video!

After 12 years of recording, finally the video for our first single "Mercy Mercy" is ready to see the light of day!

We plan to release a Directors Cut with 3 hours additional footage and a 14 hours behind-the-scenes documentary in 2014! Stay tuned!

Oh yah!

Le Kid is relaxing, looking in the clouds for inspiration.

Le Kid is finding their way on the web

The first blog post!

 /Le Kid!