Monday, October 26, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Time flies..
What was life like before the internet, iPhone, Eskimos, Ryan Air?
But the thing that really got us into the future.. You know what I'm talking about.. The Segway!
//Le Kid, hungry for man flesh
In The Know: Do You Remember Life Before The Segway?
Thursday, October 15, 2009
He's Alive!
/Le Kid
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Prom Night
Hang on. This is a metaphore. We promise never to do it again..
We're like a sixteen year old boy.
We want to experience love. We know that if given the chance, they would all fall for our boyish charm, the gentle look in our eyes, the soft, warm touch of our hands.
But our parents won't let us. Not just yet.
So we stand there, at prom night, and all we want to say to Maribelle is:
"Ravage me! Tame me! Let me show you what desire is like!"
Instead we have to say:
"I really like you. But at this early stage I think it might be wrong for both me and you to do something that we havent both though hard and long about. It is because I like you so much, you have to be patient and wait. I dont want lust and desire to destroy the beautiful thing we have. You see, love is like a delicate flower, and have to be nurtured with a tender touch."
Of course she'll wait..
/Le Kid
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
They're after us!
One of the biggest problems while creating music is the fear of someone stealing your material.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
well well well..
Think of us as an infant.
A baby who has just come to the world, and sees it in its full glory for the very first time.
A child who wants to do the right thing, but with a mind so small, even the simplest of tasks (like updating a blog), becomes almost impossible.
We try to learn, but cant help but be distracted by the shining neon lights in the big city, the cars that passes us by, the smiles of beautiful people.
That being said. We are working hard on two things.
1) The music. (and with that world domination)
2) The final chapter of our love story published here. We're so excited! Its something to read when kids (i.e us) has gone to bed, and you need to get a little bit of sex, but in metaphors understandable only to women in their fifties. Woof!
/Le Kid
Monday, August 24, 2009
Y2K Bug
We're glad to announce that Le Kid is now prepared for the new millenium!
Part 2/3
In a whirlpool of emotions her bosoms pressed against him. But Carmelia needed to be strong, to stay above the desire she knew would otherwise consume her.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Le Kid Novel, "The Stable of Castle Wormock" Part 1 of 3
Monday, August 10, 2009
The beginning of a beautiful friendship..
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
London Baby
We humbly apologize for the lack of posts, but we've been taking a few days off to go to London.
Monday, July 27, 2009
In the studio..
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Embrace the angels!
There is some good in the world.
Just last night, We were sitting at home, watering our plants, and worrying our pretty little heads over a soduko quiz, when the phone rang.
You can never guess what happened!
I didn't know the person who called me. I cannot remember ever doing him any favors. Still, he just called me to give me a once-in-a-lifetime offer!
This stranger, this angel in disguise, offered me an 1-year telephone subscription, with the first three months free! But it didn't stop there! If I said yes at once, I could get a new phone for less than half of the original price, and call three (by me) selected friends for free!
I can honestly say I didn't know what to do. You so rarely come across this kind of self sacrificing generosity. After some consideration, I realized that it would be wrong of me to accept this offer, when I had so little to give in return.
Nevertheless, he made my day. God Bless Him!
/Le Kid
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Le Kid Family
Hurrah!
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
This day, twelve years ago, Gianni Versace was gunned down outside his home.
We'd like to take a minute to think about that.
What a cruel world this is, where even fashion designers (the most generous and loving people on this earth), can't be safe.
In a perfect world, where lawyers and burglars walk hand in hands on green fields, music and fashion should always be considered the most beautiful and natural state of human existence!
/Le Kid
Friday, July 10, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
New mission!
We're in the studio right now, and we think we have a new mission in life!
We're aiming for the top, and nothing's gonna stop us!
You guessed it; We are going to be the palest band ever. Hopefully so pale that when playing outdoors, the sun will almost shine through us. Our method is to never go out except at night, and to get a severe lack of basic vitamins.
We are also quite anxious to get rich and famous as soon as possible, as several band members have high school reunions coming up, and we want to be able to yell to our former class mates in high pitched voices.
"You never looked at me back then, but look at me now! You want a piece of this? Well, you cant."
Then pretend to shake hands with them, but take away our hand in the last second.
/Le Kid
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Recently, there has been lots of fake death rumors on the net. Lots of celebrities has been
"killed" on blogs etc, And of course Le Kid are not spared. However, these rumors are greatly exaggerated!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Happy Days..
Sunday, June 28, 2009
We know we haven't really spoiled any of you with pictures of us. This is because two members (sorry, can't say who) are cursed by an evil witch, that makes them extremely ugly at all times except when filled with true love.
When this happens, they must smile into the eyes of an uncorrupted soul.
This has made photo sessions kind of difficult, as I'm sure you all understand. Right now though, the two are in love and we must act as soon as we can! We'll try to have something for you before long.
Also, a third member must have an evil deamon driven out of her, but that happens all the time..
Toodle-pip!
/Le Kid
Friday, June 26, 2009
Gods Almighty
So to speed up our writing we have decided to call for help from all major religions. To not upset any of them, we have decided to pray to one god each day, in a strict schedule.
Todays god: Vishnu
/Le Kid, -Small Village Nobleman of Pop
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Today however he sent an e-mail explaining he had been wrong. Apparently blogging is still very hip, and more to be considered 2010, a year we very much love and cherish!
To make up for this he gave this list. Never again shall Le Kid have to be afraid to be anything but mega-trendy (btw, saying "mega" is 2011, you'll catch on, promise!)
Other things very 2010:
- Adopting small people (or "children" as they are also called)
- Being glad Britney is back on her feet
- The subtle tastes of the Albanian cousine
- Throwing coins into wishing wells (wishing for unlimited wishes)
Love and tounge
/Le Kid, trendier that ever
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!
Jumping down from the pink fluffy cloud that is our world at the moment, we have a message for everybody:
STOP KID JUMPING!
The new sport, that has already gained over 340 million athletes in little over two weeks, and is entering the next olympic games must be stopped!
You should never jump over kids. Ever!
You can smile to them. Educate them. Touch them with closed eyes and pretend they're mozarella.
But not jump over them! And if really must, try to skip more than jump. please.
Join the cause! Put the banner on your website as well.
/ The World Wide Le Kid Charity Group International (Global)
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Ohh.....!
Monday, June 15, 2009
We have some bad news.