We Have Moved Forever, and ever, and ever ever.

From now on, you will have all you poppylicious needs satisfied at:

http://www.le-kid.com

Tah-tah!

/Le Kid

Cute.. or Scary?

This is just sooo good!

Le Kid is..

Flexing.

Time flies..

Its so weird. Some things change so fast, you can't really remember that just a few years ago we all lived so differently.

What was life like before the internet, iPhone, Eskimos, Ryan Air?

But the thing that really got us into the future.. You know what I'm talking about.. The Segway!

//Le Kid, hungry for man flesh


In The Know: Do You Remember Life Before The Segway?

He's Alive!

A dark shadow were looming over the world, when the normally 100% trustworthy blogosphere stated that Zach Braff was dead. This video proves them wrong (although we think its an inpersonator. from space, perhaps?)

/Le Kid

Prom Night

Hang on. This is a metaphore. We promise never to do it again..

We're like a sixteen year old boy.

We want to experience love. We know that if given the chance, they would all fall for our boyish charm, the gentle look in our eyes, the soft, warm touch of our hands.

But our parents won't let us. Not just yet.

So we stand there, at prom night, and all we want to say to Maribelle is:
"Ravage me! Tame me! Let me show you what desire is like!"

Instead we have to say:

"I really like you. But at this early stage I think it might be wrong for both me and you to do something that we havent both though hard and long about. It is because I like you so much, you have to be patient and wait. I dont want lust and desire to destroy the beautiful thing we have. You see, love is like a delicate flower, and have to be nurtured with a tender touch."

Of course she'll wait..

/Le Kid

America

We love songs called America. For obvious reasons. So enjoy you crazy kids!

/Le Kid

Hugh Laurie's song for America with Stephen Fry - BBC comedy

They're after us!

One of the biggest problems while creating music is the fear of someone stealing your material.

We are very aware of this, and have taken every precaution this will not happen to us.

As soon as we come up with a good idea for a song, we put on our new state-of-the-art tin hats. They're easy to use, extremely effective, and really fashionable!

So if you're from the CIA, FBI, KGB, CBS, BSB (We know you try! We have seen your hidden messages in the paper), tough luck!

Tah-tah!

 /Le Kid

Women, Know your limits

A true Hero

Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

well well well..

Think of us as an infant.

A baby who has just come to the world, and sees it in its full glory for the very first time.

A child who wants to do the right thing, but with a mind so small, even the simplest of tasks (like updating a blog), becomes almost impossible.

We try to learn, but cant help but be distracted by the shining neon lights in the big city, the cars that passes us by, the smiles of beautiful people.

That being said. We are working hard on two things.

1) The music. (and with that world domination)
2) The final chapter of our love story published here. We're so excited! Its something to read when kids (i.e us) has gone to bed, and you need to get a little bit of sex, but in metaphors understandable only to women in their fifties. Woof!

/Le Kid

Y2K Bug

We're glad to announce that Le Kid is now prepared for the new millenium!

We've stayed up all night, working on the solution, and are now confident that the switch from year 1999 to 2000 will not be a problem for us. We have found and fixed several bugs. Bugs that would eventually destroy all that we have learned to love and cherish about this earth. But don't worry, we fixed it!

Welcome to the future!

/Le Kid

PS. Our old homepage at: http://www.geocities.com/~users/s/sunset/1937592/l_kid is no longer up.

Part 2/3

In a whirlpool of emotions her bosoms pressed against him. But Carmelia needed to be strong, to stay above the desire she knew would otherwise consume her.

"Please, You have to leave!" She cried.

The sudden venom in her voice was like a slap in his face. She leaned towards him, glared at him and whispered.

"Did you really think I would forget?"

He just smiled, his hands slowly reaching her waist, and his powerful arms bringing her to him.

She looked into his majestic green eyes, let them bore into the very core of her soul. She knew. She knew she was his.

But this time she would not give him the satisfaction of knowing it, she thought to herself. This time she would yield.

(Oh! Steam is up...)

/Le Kid

Le Kid Novel, "The Stable of Castle Wormock" Part 1 of 3

Part 1

Lord Percy used no effort while dismounting his steed. Carmelia walked up to him, trembling as she wondered if her dreams were to come true.

He met her eyes with fiery intensity as she quivered against his chest. As he felt his need grow, her breath came in shallow gasps, for her desire overpowered her senses..

(Cliffhanger..!)

/Le Kid

The beginning of a beautiful friendship..

Le Kid has used the past week colorizing old black and white movies, totally neglecting our duties to mankind. We are very sorry, but also very proud.

Casablanca has never looked better!

/Le Kid

London Baby

We humbly apologize for the lack of posts, but we've been taking a few days off to go to London.

Things are slowly starting to move. We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you, and our business sense tells us that might be a bad idea..

Hang in there, you crazy kids, and we will try and give you a little something in the meantime..

Mwoah!

 /Le Kid, Eager as a 14-year old on his first date

In the studio..

We're mixing a new song right now. It didnt sound that great at first, but then we decided to all wear trench coats and funny hats, and BAM! the magic is there!

Kisses from a hardworking Le Kid

Embrace the angels!

There is some good in the world.

Just last night, We were sitting at home, watering our plants, and worrying our pretty little heads over a soduko quiz, when the phone rang.

You can never guess what happened!

I didn't know the person who called me. I cannot remember ever doing him any favors. Still, he just called me to give me a once-in-a-lifetime offer!

This stranger, this angel in disguise, offered me an 1-year telephone subscription, with the first three months free! But it didn't stop there! If I said yes at once, I could get a new phone for less than half of the original price, and call three (by me) selected friends for free!

I can honestly say I didn't know what to do. You so rarely come across this kind of self sacrificing generosity. After some consideration, I realized that it would be wrong of me to accept this offer, when I had so little to give in return.

Nevertheless, he made my day. God Bless Him!

/Le Kid

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